SNEEZING DISEASE:

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man
sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe
what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes
it off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude
person exists.

A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his wang out and
wipes the tip. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and
says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your
penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are
you?"

The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very
rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The woman then says "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"

The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."