ASSORTED RISQUE FUNNIES

Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back
streets of Amsterdam one late afternoon. As it turns closer towards
dusk, the increasing darkness of the streets starts making the two
girls a little nervous... one girl leans over to the other and says,
"You know, I've never come this way before."

To which the other girl replies, "It's the cobblestones."

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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date
nor any sex in quite some time. Feeling something was wrong with her,
she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her
M.D. recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex
therapist. So she went to see him...

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "Okay, take off
all your crose. Now get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of
the room." So she did. Dr. Chang said, "Okay, now crawl reery fass to
me." She did so. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your
probrem vewy, vewy bad. You haf Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever
see. That why you not haf sex or dates."

Confused, the woman asked, "What is Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Zachary rike your ass!"