PICKUP LINES:


   Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
   Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
   
   Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
   Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
   
   Man: "Is this seat empty?"
   Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
   
   Man: "Your place or mine?"
   Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
   
   Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
   Woman: "It's in the phone book."
   Man: "But I don't know your name."
   Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
   
   Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
   Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
   
   Man: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
   (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
   Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter."
   (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
   
   Man: "What sign were you born under?"
   Woman: "No Parking."
   
   Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
   Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."
   
   Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
   Woman: "Unfertilized !"
   
   Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
   Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
   
   Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
   Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane ?"
   
   Man: "Haven't we met before?"
   Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
   
   Man: "I know how to please a woman."
   Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
   
   Man: "I want to give myself to you."
   Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
   
   Man: "I can tell that you want me."
   Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to leave."
   
   Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
   Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
   
   Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
   Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
   
   Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
   Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
   
   Man: "Your body is like a temple."
   Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
   
   Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
   Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
   
   Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
   Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"