THE FUCK WORD!

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language is the word "Fuck."  It is the one magical word, which, just by
its sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate.  In language, "Fuck"
falls into many grammatical categories.  It can be used as a verb, both
transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a fuck), an adverb (Mary
is really fucking interested in John), a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck), or
as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).  As you can see, there are
very few words with the versatility of "Fuck."

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations:

It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I end up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal - as in "Motherfucker."


Valuable Vocabulary Chart:
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Greetings.............. "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud.................. "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay................. "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble................ "Hell, I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression............. "Fuck you."
Disgust................ "Fuck me."
Confusion.............. "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty............. "I don't understand this fucking business."
Despair................ "Fucked again."
Exasperation........... "For fuck's sake."
Enjoyment.............. "This is fucking great."
Hostility.............. "I'm going to knock your fucking head off."
Stupidity.............. "Geir Bergerud is a Fuckwit!"
Incompetence........... "He's such a fuck-up."
Ignorance.............. "Fucked if I know."
Displeasure............ "What the fuck is going on here?"
Lost................... "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief.............. "Unfuckingbelievable!"
Retaliation............ "Up your fucking ass."
Surprise............... "Fuckin'A!"
Surprise............... "Well, I'll be fucked."
Suspicion.............. "What the fuck are you doing?"
Contempt............... "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

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Some Famous Quotes from History:

General Custer's last words:
   "Look at all the fucking Indians!"

Mayor of Hiroshima:
   "Holy FUCK!!!"

Captain of the Titanic:
   "Where's all that fucking water coming from?"

Bill Clinton:
   "She's just a fucking intern!"

John Lennon:
   "That's not a real fucking gun..."

President Nixon:
   "Who's gonna fucking know?"

Space Shuttle Captain:
   "Who let that fucking woman drive?"

King Harold:
   "Watch 'im, he'll 'ave some fucker's eye out!"

Einstein:
   "Any fucker could understand that."

Donald Campbell:
   "Where's the fucking brakes on this thing?!"

Christopher Columbus:
   "Where the fuck are we?"

Iraqi airbase staff:
   "What the fuck's that coming down the ventilation shaft?"

Michaelangelo:
   "You want what on the fucking ceiling?!"

John F. Kennedy:
   "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head..."

Edmund Hillary:
   "Why? -- Because it's fucking there!"

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The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word FUCK!
Use it regularly in your daily speech...
It will add to your prestige.