Similarities between Nixon and Clinton...

   Nixon:      Watergate
   Clinton:    Water Bed
   
   Nixon:      His biggest fear was the Cold War
   Clinton:    His biggest fear is a Cold Sore
   
   Nixon:      Carpet bombing
   Clinton:    Carpet burning
   
   Nixon:      His Vice President was a Greek
   Clinton:    His Vice President is a geek
   
   Nixon:      Couldn't stop Kissinger
   Clinton:    Couldn't stop kissing her
   
   Nixon:      Couldn't explain the 18-minute gap in the Watergate tape
   Clinton:    Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his desk drawer
   
   Nixon:      His nickname was Tricky Dick
   Clinton:    No difference
   
   Nixon:      Ex-President
   Clinton:    Sex-President
   
   Nixon:      Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"
   Clinton:    Know for women pointing at him and say "He's the one"
   
   Nixon:      Famous for his widow's peak
   Clinton:    Famous for bringing widows to their peak
   
   Nixon:      Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
   Clinton:    Well acquainted with G Spot
   
   Nixon:      Took on Ho Chi Minh
   Clinton:    Took on Ho
   
   Nixon:      Talked about achieving peace with honor
   Clinton:    Talked of getting a piece while on her