IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS

One evening after work, several single guys were going out
to have a drink or two and were trying to convince a married
friend that he should come too.

"I can't," he said, "my wife would kill me."

After 15 minutes of persuasion by his friends, he finally
caves in and goes. Later, after looking at his watch he
realizes that it is midnight and he still has not gone home.
He immediately rushes home trying to figure out a way out of
the trouble that he's in. Upon his arrival, he walks into
the bedroom and sees his wife's legs sticking out of the
covers.

"I know what to do," he thinks to himself and crawls in
between his wife's legs under the covers and performs oral
sex until she is completely drained. "That should certianly
do it", he thinks and walks into the bathroom to clean up.

He turns on the light and there's his wife sitting on the
toilet. "What are you doing here?" he impatiently screams.

"SSSShhhhhh!" she says, "you'll wake up mother!!!!"