LEWINSKI AND KACZYNSKI

This is from a contest on Long Island.  The requirements were to use the
words Lewinski and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick.  Here are the
3 winners:


Entry #1:

   There once was a gal named Lewinsky
   Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
   'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
   On this flute made of beef
   That stole the front page from Kaczynski.


Entry #2:

   Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
   We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
   Since you look such a mess,
   Use the hem of your dress
   And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.


Entry #3:

   Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
   What Kaczynski must surely have known:
   That an intern is better
   Than a bomb in a letter
   Given the choice of how to be blown.