THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH: 
   
   1. He never got married.
   2. He never held a steady job.
   3. His last request was a drink.


THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

   1. His first name was Jesus.
   2. He was always in trouble with the law.
   3. His mother didn't know who his father was.


THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN: 

   1. He talked with his hands.
   2. He had wine with every meal.
   3. He worked in the building trades.


THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK: 

   1. He called everybody brother. 
   2. He had no permanent address.
   3. Nobody would hire him.


THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN: 
   
   1. He never cut his hair.
   2. He walked around barefoot.
   3. He invented a new religion.


AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

   1. He went into his father's business.
   2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
   3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, 
      and his mother was sure He was...