HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

   Compliment her,
   cuddle her,
   kiss her,
   caress her,
   love her,
   stroke her,
   tease  her,
   comfort her,
   protect her,
   hug her,
   hold her,
   spend money on her,
   wine & dine her,
   buy things for her,
   listen to her,
   care for her,
   stand by her,
   support her,
   go to the ends of the earth for her...

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
   Show up naked.