SOME CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE

"You Were an Accident"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

"Some Kittens Can Fly!"

"How to Dress Sexy for Grown-ups"

"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"

"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"

"Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild
 Animals of North Amer Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

"All Dogs Go to Hell!"

"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer,
 They Say God Did It"

"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

"Bi-Curious George"

"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"

"You Are Different!"