BLOWING CHUNKS!

   Three guys were discussing how drunk they got the night before. The first
   one says "I was so drunk, I blew chunks all night!"
   
   The second one says, "I was so drunk I passed out in an alley!"
   
   The third one says "That's nothing, I got so drunk I brought home this
   dame I didn't even know and had sex with her. Then my wife walked in!"
   
   The first guy says, "Uh... I don't think you two understood how drunk I
   really was... Chunks is my dog!"