ASS-ICONS

We all know those cute little e-mail symbols called
"emoticons," where :-) means a smile, :-( is a frown, etc.
Well, how about some "ass-icons"?

Here goes:

   (_!_)  a regular ass

   (__!__)  a fat ass

   (!)  a tight ass

   (_._)  a flat ass

   (_^_)  a bubble ass

   (_*_)  a sore ass

   (_!__)  a lopsided ass

   {_!_}  a swishy ass

   (_o_)  an ass that's been around

   (_O_)  an ass that's been around even more

   (_x_)  kiss my ass

   (_X_)  leave my ass alone

   (_zzz_)  a tired ass

   (_o^o_)  a wise ass

   (_13_)  an unlucky ass

   (_$_)  money coming out of his ass

   (_?_)  Dumb Ass


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