WOMEN-BASHING JOKES

Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!

Why are there so many homes for battered women? 
Because they just don't fucking listen!!!

A man walks into a building and gets into the elevator. He presses the
button for the fifth floor. At the second floor the most stunning woman he
has ever seen gets into the elevator and leans seductively against the
wall. The man doesn't know where to look and starts to get very nervous.
The woman begins to unbutton her blouse and throws it on the floor. She
then takes off her bra and throws it on the floor. At this stage the guy is
getting very nervous. Suddenly she blurts out: "Make a woman out of me". He
unbuttons his shirt, throws it on the floor and replies, "Here, iron that!"

Why do women take longer than men to reach orgasm? 
Who cares?

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? 
Lipstick.

Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them.

Why do blond women have bruises around their navels?
Blond men are stupid too.