40 Questions Women Should Be Asking Men:
   
   1.  Does your mother still do your laundry?
   2.  Can and will you dance at a wedding?
   3.  When you take a woman to a restaurant, do you offer her a bite
       from your entree?
   4.  Do you like to kiss, REALLY like to kiss-even after the
       relationship has become physical?
   5.  Are there objects hanging from your rear view mirror that
       signify sexual conquests?
   6.  Have you ever taken off your shirt or painted your body at a
       football game?
   7.  Are you registered to vote?
   8.  Have you cried in the last month?
   9.  Are you lying about that?
   10. Do you think any paper product is an adequate substitute for
       toilet paper?
   11. Are you on speaking terms with your last serious girlfriend?
   12. Would you see Little Women?
   13. Do you read in bed?
   14. Are you capable of planning an entire evening without calling
       me at some point and saying, "What do you want to do?"
   15. Would you have a temper tantrum if you lost the remote control
       for a day?
   16. Do you put up holiday decorations in your home or apartment?
   17. Are there fast-food wrappers on the floor of your car right now?
   18. When someone asks if you have any children, do you say, "Not
       that I know of, huh huh"?
   19. Do you have a special nickname for your special organ?
   20. Did Anita Hill tell the truth?
   21. Do you refer to the home sports town as "we?"
   22. Do you listen to sports talk radio for more than an hour a
       day?
   23. Will you pull over and ask for directions if you are lost?
   24. Do you care what's on the walls in your apartment?
   25. Have you ever dated a woman who had children from a previous
       relationship?
   26. Are you nice to cats?
   27. If a woman goes to a baseball game with you, will you go to
       the opera with her?
   28. Do you have more pairs of athletic shoes than dress shoes?
   29. Do you own a cigarette boat?
   30. If a woman is in a bad mood, will you apt to make a crack
       about PMS?
   31. Do you tell golf stories at parties?
   32. Are you capable of stringing together five sentences after
       sex?
   33. Do you own a complete set of dinnerware, including plates &
       cups & saucers that match?
   34. Have you ever gone out in the middle of the night to buy a
       woman something she swore she had to have right then and
       there, even if it seemed stupid?
   35. Do you lie about big things?
   36. Do you lie about little things?
   37. Do you lie about medium things?
   38. Would a woman be afraid to go into your bathroom right now?
   39. Have you been to Las Vegas more than once in the last 12
       months?
   40. Are you one of those guys who comes home at I am after a long
       bout of drinking and thinks, "Now is the perfect time to call a
       woman?"

If the guy gets more than 10 of these wrong, run away...